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Rich people often say and do some pretty annoying things. Take this one example: I went to the sports store to buy a foam roller for my legs and back. The free parking lot was packed, and we all had to wait for a space to open up.

Finally, I parked and noticed a $125,000 Fisker KARMA electric car taking up two spaces! A middle-aged man walked out, ignoring the rest of us as he headed towards the elevator.

Clearly, he didn’t care that his expensive car was hogging two spots. I bet he’d care if someone scratched it up! Actions like his can stir up resentment among us regular folks. It’s how class warfare starts!

Rich people often say obnoxious things too. Here are a few gems:

– “I’m rich, bitch!”

– “Do you know who I am?”

– “I can buy you, so shut up!”

– “Your kids will work for my kids, so eat shit and die!”

– “We take care of our own, and you’re not one of us.”

– “I worked hard for my money; no one helped me!”

– “Get out of my way; my time is important!”

– “Just get a job already, you deadbeat loser.”

– “I’m not trying to brag, but here’s how much I make, bitch.”

– “I own you.”

It’s important not to act like a rich jerk. I’ve met plenty of wealthy people, and I can tell you, being rich doesn’t excuse bad behavior. If you were a jerk when you were poor, you’ll just be a rich jerk now.

Rich people value their time greatly because you can’t buy more of it. That’s why they get so impatient in lines or when flights are delayed. Poorer folks tend to roll with the punches more easily. Now that I’m starting over financially, being late doesn’t stress me out like it used to. I prefer spending time with my tennis buddies in the park, soaking up the sun.

Money doesn’t change who you are; it magnifies it. Once you have it, it’s hard not to act entitled. Rich people, please stop making others look bad! Don’t think you own everything just because you have a mansion and an expensive car. Your arrogance reflects poorly on those of us trying to keep a low profile.

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