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Are you making the most of unemployment benefits? Let’s dive into what’s happening with President Obama’s American Jobs Act. One big part of this bill is extending unemployment benefits further, given how tough the job market is right now. I’m all for this massive $450 billion bill, although it’s a bit murky how we’ll pay for it (seems like it might hurt local governments and charities!). But here are my burning questions:
– Will those who have already used up their 99 weeks of unemployment benefits get an extension? Or is the 99-week limit only for new recipients?
– If they do get an extension, how many more weeks are we talking about?
It’s hard to believe my wild prediction about a 5-year unemployment benefits program actually has a shot. 260 weeks of unemployment benefits could really ease the stress of job insecurity. Imagine the burst of innovation from people no longer paralyzed by fear. It’s about time the government steps up with these mega unemployment benefits!
Now, here’s a curious encounter: lounging in the hot tub at my club one day, I met a super tan girl. It’s a rarity in chilly San Francisco, so I asked her where she’d been. Turns out, after leaving her job at Billabong, she spent 6 weeks in Bali. Of course, I had to ask if she managed to claim unemployment benefits while abroad. Sure enough, she did! How? She wouldn’t spill all the details but hinted at an online trick. She was worried about her mail piling up and California’s Employment Development Department knocking on her door.
After a few drinks, she finally let me in on her secret to getting paid while not even in the country—everything’s online! A trusted friend logged in for her and clicked “Yes, I’ve been actively looking for employment.” After waiting 3 weeks for her first check, they kept rolling in like clockwork.
Is it really so bad to milk the government when they milk us so much in taxes? It was almost inspiring to see someone get back some of what we pay in. After all, it’s our money. I’ve often wondered what I’d do if I lost my job. It’s not a situation anyone wants, but here’s my silver lining: I’d be at the unemployment office bright and early, thrilled to finally get some government funds! Thankfully, everything’s done online now—I could fill out forms in my PJs.
If I were ever in that spot, I might even take a few months off from job hunting to cruise the world. Just check in once a week online to show I’m still looking. With the internet, job searching doesn’t mean you’re stuck at home anymore!
Unemployment benefits seem like a bottomless well sometimes. Say you work a year post-college, get laid off, and then collect 99 weeks of benefits. After that, you find another job for 26 weeks, get let go again—can you get another round of benefits? In Pennsylvania, 16 weeks of work can get you 16 weeks of benefits. Work 18 weeks, and you’re eligible for 26 weeks—each state has its own rules.
Regardless of the specifics, I’m glad to see unemployment extended beyond 99 weeks, helping both new and long-term recipients. We could all use the support!
